Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?

To wrap itself in toilet paper!

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Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

What's the best way to save on toilet paper?

Slow your roll.

What's the difference between sanctuary and prison?

Toilet paper.

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Where does a vampire take a bath?

In the bat-room (bathroom).

What does Justin Timberlake say when he goes to the bathroom?

It's Gonna be Pee

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Why are the undead so angry all the time?

They have mummy issues.

What did baby corn asked mummy corn?

Where's popcorn.

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

How is a lonely twig like a piece of cling wrap?

He can only stick to himself.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?

They mostly wrap.