Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?

To wrap itself in toilet paper!

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What s the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents?

Cos it's tear-able.

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Why were there balloons in the bathroom?

There was a birthday potty.

What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

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Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."

What kind of music does a mummy like?

W)rap music!

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Which aardvark holds the speed record?

The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!

Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?

To wrap itself in toilet paper!