Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?

To wrap itself in toilet paper!

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What's the difference between sanctuary and prison?

Toilet paper.

Why do you take toilet paper to the twilight zone?

DODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODO

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What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom?

A swipe and wipe.

Where is the bathroom for I.T people located?

At the I pee address.

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Who does a dead pharaoh talk to?

His mummy.

What kind of music does a mummy like?

W)rap music!

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What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

What do you call bacon wrapped frog legs?

The Muppets