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Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?

To wrap itself in toilet paper!

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom

What's the difference between sanctuary and prison?

Toilet paper.

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What kind of plants grow in bathrooms?

Toilet trees.

Where is the bathroom for I.T people located?

At the I pee address.

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What do you call an attraction to your own mummy?

A dedipus complex.

Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?

To wrap itself in toilet paper!

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Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!