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Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?

To wrap itself in toilet paper!

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Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

What's the difference between toilet paper and a hand towel?

So you're the one!

What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.

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What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

What type of key gets you into the bathroom the fastest?

A dookie

Mummy Jokes More Mummy Jokes

Why are the undead so angry all the time?

They have mummy issues.

What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

What is Santa's favorite music?

Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)

What's the best way to wrap up 2016?

Debbie Reynolds Wrap.