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Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?

To wrap itself in toilet paper!

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Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

Why doesn't the Kentucky Fried Chicken use toilet paper?

It's finger licking good.

What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

Why can't you hear it when a pteranodon goes to the bathroom?

Because they're all dead.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in there?

European

Mummy Jokes More Mummy Jokes

What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate?

The registration of the car that ran him over!

What did baby corn asked mummy corn?

Where's popcorn.

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

What is Santa's favorite music?

Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)

Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents?

Cos it's tear-able.