Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?

To wrap itself in toilet paper!

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What's the difference between a hand towel and toilet paper?

What " "You aren't coming to my house"

What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

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What does Justin Timberlake say when he's going to the bathroom?

It's Gonna Be Pee

Why don't you take Pokemon to the bathroom with you?

Because they might Pikachu!

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What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.

What does the 1286BC inscribed on the mummy's tomb indicate?

The registration of the car that ran him over!

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What is Eminem's favourite food?

Wraps

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran wrap?

Well, I can clearly see your nuts.