Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?

To wrap itself in toilet paper!

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Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?

To wrap itself in toilet paper!

What's the difference between toilet paper and a hand towel?

So you're the one!

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What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom?

A swipe and wipe.

What do you do in the bathroom if you are trying to waste time?

Stall

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Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?

To wrap itself in toilet paper!

Why are the undead so angry all the time?

They have mummy issues.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran wrap?

Well, I can clearly see your nuts.

What do you call bacon wrapped frog legs?

The Muppets