Wrap music
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
A dedipus complex.
His mummy.
Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.
A knight in Charmin armor.
Because their daddies were mummies.
Because he was empty inside.
Alaska my mummy!
Where's popcorn.
Gordan Ramses
He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
W)rap music!
The registration of the car that ran him over!
They have mummy issues.
Stop crying and viper your nose.
Deady and Mummy.
Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."
He was getting far too wrapped up in it.
To wrap itself in toilet paper!
Because you already know who it's isss! My little sister told me this joke.
They came together, it was a perfect lay.
Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.
To find himself.
Bottom of the fifth, of course.
The pencil is better. It has a point.
She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.
Tell him you belong to "the" 20%.
She replied "Forget finding the right woman, focus on being the right man."
PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.
I keep asking people, but they don't know either.
There are posts on the frontpage
Because he was soda-pressing
Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool
