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A dedipus complex.
His mummy.
A knight in Charmin armor.
Because their daddies were mummies.
Because he was empty inside.
Alaska my mummy!
Where's popcorn.
Gordan Ramses
W)rap music!
The registration of the car that ran him over!
They have mummy issues.
Stop crying and viper your nose.
Deady and Mummy.
Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."
He was getting far too wrapped up in it.
To wrap itself in toilet paper!
Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's
The Cayman Islands
Alaska
The second Eskimo says "Alaska."
There are tons of conflicting lists all over the internet.
Wow, I didn't know you could yodel!
If it's black it won't give you any food
They both make up everything!
Bruce Jenner
They are both X-Men
A pork chop.
Ell if I know.
BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.
A towel full of loads
Because his daddy was a mummy
Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.