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What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino?

Ell if I know.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in to a subway?

Take the 's' out of "sub" and the 'f' out of "way"

Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

To hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helephino.

What did the Lion say to the Rhino?

Y NO LEGS!