What did Tarzan say when he saw a heard of elephants?

Oh look! A heard of elephants.

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What do you call a microscope that when you look through it you see really bad things?

A horoscope.

Why do some fish always look high?

Because of all the seaweed.

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What do you do if an Elephant breaks his big toe?

Call a big toe truck.

What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?

Anything you want as he can't hear you!

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Why don't black people listen to country music?

Every time the hear the word hoedown they think their sister's been shot.

What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

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What were Tarzan's last words?

WHO GREASED THE VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNEEEE.

What did Tarzan say when he saw a heard of elephants?

Oh look! A heard of elephants.