Oh look! A heard of elephants.
She asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"
Just look at that bird!
Because they've got the same color trunks.
An irrelephant.
He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.
So that they can hear each other over their clothes
Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!
Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.