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What did Tarzan say when he saw a heard of elephants?

Oh look! A heard of elephants.

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How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them

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Where is my tractor?

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How are an elephant and a plum the same?

They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What do a plum and an elephant have in common?

They're both purple except the elephant.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom?

Because they're extinct

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Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

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What does Tarzan sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells

What did Tarzan say when he saw a heard of elephants?

Oh look! A heard of elephants.