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What did Tarzan say when he saw a heard of elephants?

Oh look! A heard of elephants.

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Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth?

Cause it looked hotter than usual!

Why did Scotty check all the toilets of the Starship Enterprise?

He was looking for the Captain's log.

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Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

Why are Republicans so easy to point out?

They're usually the elephant in the room

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How do you stop hearing jokes written for 12 year olds?

Unsubscribe from r/jokes!

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw. Heard from my friend

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Why didn't Tarzan and Jane manage to save their marriage?

Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.

What does Tarzan sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells