What did Tarzan say when he saw a heard of elephants?

Oh look! A heard of elephants.

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Why was Tigger's head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

What did the Invisible Man's mom say after he came out as invisible?

I can't even look at you anymore!

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What do a plum and an elephant have in common?

They're both purple except the elephant.

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

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What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

Have you heard of the band 1023MB?

They haven't got a gig yet.

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What does Tarzan sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells

What were Tarzan's last words?

WHO GREASED THE VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNEEEE.