Oh look! A heard of elephants.
Looks like we're snowed in.
Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)
The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.
They are always packing their trunk!
Ever heard of a Mexican doing something right the first time
Because they can't hear a word you're saying!
Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!
Jungle Bells