What animals were last to leave the ark?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks!

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

What do you feel when there's no coffee left?

Depresso

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!

What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

What's an Irish Seven Course Dinner?

A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What kind of animal goes "LMAO"?

Hy-Ayy-nas

What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.

Ark Jokes More Ark Jokes

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms!

Where did Noah keep his bees?

In the ark hives

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!

What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.