What animals were last to leave the ark?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks!

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Which is Bernie Sanders' dominant hand?

His left one

What do you feel when there's no coffee left?

Depresso

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Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Because the elephant isn't chicken!

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.

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What do you call a pack of 8 Timbits?

A Timbyte

What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

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What do you call a vet that can only work on one animal?

A doctor

What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

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Where did Noah keep his bees?

In the ark hives

How did Noah get the animals on the ark?

He pokmon!

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What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?

Pack your trunk and clear out!

Where do elephants keep their luggage?

In their trunk!