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What animals were last to leave the ark?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks!

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Why was the composer late for work?

He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.

What does a math teacher say when they leave?

Calc-U-LATER

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Why are elephants gray?

So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree!

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What's an Irish seven-course meal?

A six-pack and a potato

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on Halloween?

Happy halloweenie

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Where do animals go when their tails falls off?

The retail store

What do giraffes have that no other animal has?

Baby giraffes.

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Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

What animals were last to leave the ark?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks!

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!