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What animals were last to leave the ark?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks!

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?

Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

Why doesn't the sun pack it's bags?

Because it's traveling light!

Why were the Beakers all packed and moved out of the university lab?

They were graduated

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal did they have in concentration camps?

Dachau

What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

Ark Jokes More Ark Jokes

How did Noah get the animals on the ark?

He pokmon!

What is an ark?

2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.