April Sale - 20% Off

What animals were last to leave the ark?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks!

Previous Random Joke Next
Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do disabled people get when there's a fire in the building?

Left behind

What's the last thing each tickle-me-Elmo doll gets before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a teacup?

You take the f out of way. say it out loud if you don't get it

What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants?

On television!

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes?

There was a sin tax error. 8.5

What's an Irish seven-course meal?

A six-pack and a potato

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

Ark Jokes More Ark Jokes

When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees?

In the Ark-hives.

Who was Noah's wife?

Joan of Ark

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!

What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears?

A mouse going on vacation.