What animals were last to leave the ark?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks!

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Why did the dorito feel left out?

Cause he didn't chip in!

Why did Adele leave the house?

So she could say Hello from the outside.

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What do you give to an elephant who suffering from diarrhea?

Space.

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

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What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.

What animal should you never play cards with?

A cheetah

Ark Jokes More Ark Jokes

What is an ark?

2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high

What animals were last to leave the ark?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks!

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

Why can't elephants go skinny dipping?

They can't get their trunks off...