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What animals were last to leave the ark?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks!

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

Why did the fruit leave office?

Because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do elephants sing at Christmas?

Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...

How do elephants smell?

Really bad.

Pack Jokes More Pack Jokes

Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?

I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.

What can I bring to your party?

Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal is best at hitting a baseball?

A bat!

What animal is endangered by tooth decay?

Molar bears!

Ark Jokes More Ark Jokes

When Noah was loading the Ark, where did he put the bees?

In the Ark-hives.

Who was Noah's wife?

Joan of Ark

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

What is stronger an elephant or a snail?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk!