What animals were last to leave the ark?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks!

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What do all 'Tickle Me Elmo' toys receive before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles.

What did the mama frog say to the baby frog when they left for a party?

You better amphi-BE-ON your best behavior.

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Why do elephants drink so much?

To forget

How do elephants talk to each other?

By 'elephone!

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Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

Why did the cosmonaut forget to pack extra underwear?

Because he was Russian.

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What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies?

A rotisserie chicken

What do dogs have that no other animal has?

Puppy dogs!

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How did Noah get the animals on the ark?

He pokmon!

Where did Noah keep his bees?

In the ark hives

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How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!