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What animals were last to leave the ark?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks!

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Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant?

Because he got cold feet.

What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

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What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?

When your nose touches the ceiling!

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What's an Irish Seven Course Dinner?

A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.

What's an Irish seven course meal?

A six pack and a potato

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What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?

A little bear!

Ark Jokes More Ark Jokes

Where did Noah keep his bees?

In the ark hives

Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

Why do elephants have trunks?

Because they've no pockets to put things in!