What animals were last to leave the ark?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks!

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What did the parent say when the little girl was whining?

Leave it to peave her.

What did the homeless yoga instructor say when he was told to leave his camp site?

Namaste.

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How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry it.

What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!

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What animals were last to leave the ark?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks!

What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

What animals are poor dancers?

Four-legged ones because they have two left feet.

Ark Jokes More Ark Jokes

Why did the polar bears on Noah's Ark hang out near the insects?

They were looking for the ark tick.

Who was Noah's wife?

Joan of Ark

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears?

A mouse going on vacation.

What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant