Why did the empty string do immoral things?

Because it had no character.

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How did the unqualified harp player get into the orchestra?

She pulled some strings.

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot.

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Why did the developers have to delay their pirate game?

They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.

Which character do you most identify with?

Ross 8. Which is your least favorite character Ross