Why did the empty string do immoral things?

Because it had no character.

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How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot.

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Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!

Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.