Why did the empty string do immoral things?

Because it had no character.

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Why do programmers like to concatenate time stamps?

It's the only way they can get a string of dates.

What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

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Why is Chinese the best language?

It has the most character.

What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman