They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.
Characters.
You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!
A bad judge of character.
It has the most character.
There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.
The Adhomineminal Snowman
Because it had no character.
Because they're always the life of the party!