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What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you hear when Bill Cosby walks into the room?

Zzzzip)

What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why were the Three Wise Men covered in soot?

Because they came from afar.

What do you call it when someone gets covered by a landslide?

A bu-rock-ke

Argument Jokes More Argument Jokes

Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

What does an empathetic kleptomaniac do in an argument?

He puts himself in the other person's shoes and then walks away.

Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

They only had one pickup

What do you do when a bird attacks you?

Duck.

Character Jokes More Character Jokes

What are Alphabet employees gonna be called?

Characters.

What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

8 Foot Jokes More 8 Foot Jokes

What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

What's got 8 feet and 10 shoes?

The McCann Family.

Fur Jokes More Fur Jokes

What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.

What does a grizzly wear under his fur?

Under-bear.