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What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach?

Would you please move You're in my sun.

Why do they call it the Xbox360?

Because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why Isn't The Media Covering This?

The media asks other media, peering into its media mirror, media-ing before a day of media in media.

What do you use to cover a herpetarium floor?

Reptiles.

Argument Jokes More Argument Jokes

What do you call a group of philosophers?

An argument.

What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.

Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

What did the clam say when a crab attacked him?

Kelp!

What do you call a soldier that got attacked by mustard gas and pepper spray??

A seasoned veteran

Character Jokes More Character Jokes

Which character do you most identify with?

Ross 8. Which is your least favorite character Ross

Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

8 Foot Jokes More 8 Foot Jokes

What's got 8 feet and 10 shoes?

The McCann Family.

What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

Fur Jokes More Fur Jokes

How does the modern-day James Bond prefer his women?

Shaven, not furred

What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.