The Adhomineminal Snowman
Walk him and pitch to the rhino.
Half a centipede.
The welfare line.
A girl scout that got hit by a car.
A Beef
Because they'll always have the last word.
My daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome
Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!
The characters in this book are entirely fictional.
Because they're always the life of the party!
The McCann Family.
Chia LaBeouf
