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What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

What does a sheep say after walking into a disgusting, dirty bar?

Ew.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

How'd the date go?

Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.

What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss?

I'm lichen what I see

Argument Jokes More Argument Jokes

Why do mimes always lose arguments?

They don't have a say in anything!

Why did Christopher Reeve lose the debate?

Because his arguments against scrutiny.

Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.

What do you call a soldier that got attacked by mustard gas and pepper spray??

A seasoned veteran

Character Jokes More Character Jokes

Whats the most unlikely line to read in the Bible?

The characters in this book are entirely fictional.

What do characters at Disney World and strippers have in common?

No touching!

8 Foot Jokes More 8 Foot Jokes

What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

What's got 8 feet and 10 shoes?

The McCann Family.

Fur Jokes More Fur Jokes

What side of the dog has the most fur?

The Outside.

What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.