What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon.

What's green and walks through walls?

Casper the Friendly Pickle.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

What covers the outside of a dogwood tree?

Bark.

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

Argument Jokes More Argument Jokes

What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.

How do you tell if you've lost an argument on Facebook?

Well first you're are in an argument on Facebook.

Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

What did the clam say when a crab attacked him?

Kelp!

What do you call a French man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

Character Jokes More Character Jokes

Why did the developers have to delay their pirate game?

They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

8 Foot Jokes More 8 Foot Jokes

What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

Fur Jokes More Fur Jokes

What side of the dog has the most fur?

The Outside.

What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman