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What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

What Nationality was Otzi the Caveman?

He wasn't Italian, because he carried work tools, he wasn't Austrian, since he had some brains, he might have been Swiss, since he was outrun by a glacier, but most probably he was a German, because nobody else ever walks in sandals in the mountains.

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why did the oil covered seagull get sued?

There can only be one goo gull

What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

Argument Jokes More Argument Jokes

Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

What is a misogynist?

A misogynist is anyone winning an argument with a feminist.

Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

What did the clam say when a crab attacked him?

Kelp!

Character Jokes More Character Jokes

What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

What are Alphabet employees gonna be called?

Characters.

8 Foot Jokes More 8 Foot Jokes

What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

What's got 8 feet and 10 shoes?

The McCann Family.

Fur Jokes More Fur Jokes

What does a limo driver and a hairy stripper have in common?

They both get paid to chauffeur. (show fur)

What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman