Duck.
Kelp!
Because the Knights are shorter then.
Go for the juggler
Luters
He was a master of blocking attacks.
Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!
Professional courtesy.
Claude
Naughty by Nature
Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.
That's a salt!
The Adhomineminal Snowman
Bernadette.
Stop paying the bill.
A ganguin
Gangs don't have to pay for friends.
Because it's made up of galaxies.
Gravity. It's always bringing me down.
Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...
I wouldn't pay $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face..... :D eh. Eh.?
Aftermath
Because he kept insisting everyone only get one shot.
Cross-Country
Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.
A 'murical.
When you are playing Charades.
