Duck.
Kelp!
Because the Knights are shorter then.
A seasoned veteran
Go for the juggler
Luters
He was a master of blocking attacks.
Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!
Professional courtesy.
Claude
My daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome
Naughty by Nature
Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.
That's a salt!
The Adhomineminal Snowman
He had a loco motive.
His verdict.
They both distrust men.
Rustle
Past tense.
Anxiety.
They prevented Hispanic attacks
Equatinos
A naughty strawberry
Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)
Star Wars!
Firefighter.
Czechers.
Burgatory
Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.
1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'