Attack Jokes

What do you do when a bird attacks you?

Duck.

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What did the clam say when a crab attacked him?

Kelp!

Why does England always get attacked in the summer?

Because the Knights are shorter then.

What do you call a soldier that got attacked by mustard gas and pepper spray??

A seasoned veteran

How do you stop clowns from attacking you?

Go for the juggler

What do you call a group of rioters attacking a music store?

Luters

Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.

Who would you save first?

Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!

Why won't alligators attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.

What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude

What if a third team came and attacked these two teams?

My daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome

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What do you call a hip-hop trio with boosted Attack but hindered Special Attack?

Naughty by Nature

How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

What did the scientist who got attacked by sodium chloride say?

That's a salt!

What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

What do you call a French man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

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Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks.

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented Hispanic attacks

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What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

You should Bill Gates.

Why couldn't the pig pay his bill?

He was a little shoat.

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How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but it takes at least three light bulbs.

How do you spot the violent kids at the circus?

They go straight for the juggler.

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What do you call a clown that gives you flowers?

A Romantic Jester!

What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle?

Attire.

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How does a neckbeard neurologist address a Hispanic midwife who can't quit her job?

M'doula obligada.

What Daft Punk song is a hit amongst the Hispanic community?

Juan more time!

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Where did the ghost go shopping?

At the BOO-tique

Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

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The Top Answers Was: Get The Hell Out Of My Bathroom!

Where is the bathroom for I.T people located?

At the I pee address.