Duck.
Kelp!
Because the Knights are shorter then.
Because it didn't happen in 7/11
A seasoned veteran
Go for the juggler
Luters
They only had one pickup
He was a master of blocking attacks.
Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!
Professional courtesy
Edit: Whoops wrong sub.
Claude
My daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome
Naughty by Nature
Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.
That's a salt!
The Adhomineminal Snowman
Let's be avenue.'
He was the raining champion.
Castanets!
A con-quiche-ador
Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."
Anxiety.
A naughty strawberry
He had been illumi-naughty
A migraine
Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.
Xanax since he's a Bartender
For Hispanic attacks.
Because they always want to be right.
None, both are collect in a field.
Split the bill.
He always shoves a Bill down her throat!