Hermione went alone and was attacked by a troll
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Go for the juggler.
Duck.
Kelp!
Because the Knights are shorter then.
Uluruakbar
Because it didn't happen in 7/11
Go straight for the juggler.
A seasoned veteran
Go for the juggler
Go for the Jugular (juggler)!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
It Herzegovina
Luters
They only had one pickup
He was a master of blocking attacks.
Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!
Describes mother* *Gets a copy of picture* *Gives it to mum as late birthday present*
Professional courtesy
He made a mistake and dialled a preyer!
Edit: Whoops wrong sub.
Claude
10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion
My daughter, not understanding football/making football more awesome
Naughty by Nature
Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.
That's a salt!
They get bee'd up
The Adhomineminal Snowman
Same reason children don't attack their parents...
He had been illumi-naughty
With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.
An Or-phone.
Shhhhhh.....it!!
A.
Because he tasted funny.
At the Darth Mall
Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
They both say insert Bill here
I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!
To boost his link karma!
Juan more time!
An ese.
Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty
