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What do you call a soldier that got attacked by mustard gas and pepper spray??

A seasoned veteran

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How do you drive this thing?

Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"

Why so long face?

Latvian say, "I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby."

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Who would you save first?

Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!

What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

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What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper?

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What do you call a soldier who survived pepper spray and mustard gas?

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What do you call a soldier that got attacked by mustard gas and pepper spray??

A seasoned veteran

What do you call a retired soldier who's been blighted with mustard gas and pepper spray?

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