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What do you call a soldier that got attacked by mustard gas and pepper spray??

A seasoned veteran

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Who likes music?

Asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

Why did the Romans build straight roads?

So their soldiers didn't go around the bend!

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What do you call a French man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

Why won't alligators attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy

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What do you call a soldier who's survived mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

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What do you call a soldier who survives Mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

What do you call a soldier that got attacked by mustard gas and pepper spray??

A seasoned veteran