April Sale - 20% Off

What do you call a soldier that got attacked by mustard gas and pepper spray??

A seasoned veteran

Previous Random Joke Next
Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

Who likes music?

Asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

Attack Jokes More Attack Jokes

What do you call a group of rioters attacking a music store?

Luters

Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

They only had one pickup

Season Veteran Jokes More Season Veteran Jokes

What do you call a retired soldier who's been blighted with mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran

What do you call an old soldier who has been sprinkled in salt and pepper?

A seasoned veteran.

Mustard Gas Pepper Spray Jokes More Mustard Gas Pepper Spray Jokes

What do you call a retired soldier who's been blighted with mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran

What do you call a soldier that got attacked by mustard gas and pepper spray??

A seasoned veteran