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What do you call a soldier that got attacked by mustard gas and pepper spray??

A seasoned veteran

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What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

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How do you stop clowns from attacking you?

Go for the juggler

What do you call a Frenchman that's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

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What type of veteran is he?

A seasoned veteran.

What do you call a retired soldier who's been blighted with mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran

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What do you call a soldier who survives Mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

What do you call a soldier that got attacked by mustard gas and pepper spray??

A seasoned veteran