What do you call a soldier that got attacked by mustard gas and pepper spray??

A seasoned veteran

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Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

Why are soldiers always so tired on April 1st?

Because they have just finished a 31 day March.

Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon?

Because there are no gaze in the military

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Who would you save first?

Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!

What did the scientist who got attacked by sodium chloride say?

That's a salt!

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What type of veteran is he?

A seasoned veteran.

What do you call a soldier that got attacked by mustard gas and pepper spray??

A seasoned veteran

Mustard Gas Pepper Spray Jokes More Mustard Gas Pepper Spray Jokes

What do you call a soldier who survives Mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

What do you call a retired soldier who's been blighted with mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran