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What do you call a soldier that got attacked by mustard gas and pepper spray??

A seasoned veteran

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What do you call a soldier who's survived mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

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Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.

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The Adhomineminal Snowman

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What do you call a soldier that got attacked by mustard gas and pepper spray??

A seasoned veteran

What do you call a retired soldier who's been blighted with mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran

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What do you call a soldier that got attacked by mustard gas and pepper spray??

A seasoned veteran

What do you call a soldier who survives Mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.