What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

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Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

What does its job only after its been fired?

A bullet.

What is Oscar Pistorius's new favourite band?

Bullets For My Valentine

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What stars go to jail?

Shooting stars.

What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets?

Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".

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Why did the cow drink his own milk?

He needed the cowlcium.

Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What is the difference between memory and ram?

I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What are a plumbers least favorite kind of shoe?

Clogs.

What kind of shoes do bears wear?

None because they go barefoot.

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What do you call it when a soldier gets laid?

Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*

What do you call a soldier who's survived mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.