What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

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Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

What does its job only after its been fired?

A bullet.

What's the difference between officer Darren Wilson and Michael Brown?

Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Who Shot First? Boba Fett or Jango Fett?

Han Solo

What's the difference between a feminist and a gun?

Some people are against shooting guns.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

Why did Adrian Peterson sign with the Minnesota Twins?

Because they needed a switch-hitter.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What is long, hard and leaves a warm, white, sticky substance in your mouth?

Toothbrush.

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of street does a ghost like best?

A dead end.

What kind of math do feminists study?

Triggernometry

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common?

They have access to arms.

What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.