What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

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Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

Why did the bullet stay home?

Because it got fired!

What does its job only after its been fired?

A bullet.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What's the most casual crime you can commit?

Shooting the breeze.

Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City?

To see who shot his "paw."

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many bees do you need in a bee choir?

A humdred!

Why did the 3d modeler need back surgery?

He injured his spline!

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.

What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of water do you put into a waterbed?

Spring water

What kind of books do fruit read?

Pulp Fiction

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What do you say to a soldier who doesn't turn up for Camouflage training?

Well done.

What do you get if you cross a soldier and a scientist?

A marine biologist.