What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

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Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

Why didn't the bullet have a job?

It got fired.

What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

Where do people who say "shoot" and "darn" go to?

Heck

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.

How many super sayen do you need to change a bulb?

Only one, but it take 4 episodes and Krilin died at the end.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

He kept coffin

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of fish has two knees?

A tunee fish.

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common?

They have access to arms.

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?