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What is long, hard and leaves a warm, white, sticky substance in your mouth?

Toothbrush.

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What did EA give Sean Murray for a parting gift upon leaving EA?

Game dev lessons.

What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.

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What's difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil in my mouth.

What is long, hard and leaves a warm, white, sticky substance in your mouth?

Toothbrush.