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What is long, hard and leaves a warm, white, sticky substance in your mouth?

Toothbrush.

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What did the Challenger Austronaut day to his wife before he left?

You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes.

What do the NFL and Jail have in common?

You go in as a Tight End and leave as a Wide Receiver.

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What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse?

Two bits!

How are Cigarettes like Hamsters?

They're harmless until you put one in your mouth and light in on fire