What starts with 'D' and has two letters in it?

W

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What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple.

What is the name of your car?

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

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What do you call a Doctor who received all 'D's in Medical School?

Doctor

How did Canada get its name?

They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?

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What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

Which two letters of the alphabet are nothing?

MT (empty)