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What starts with 'D' and has two letters in it?

W

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What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

Why did the bee started talking poetry?

He was waxing lyrical!

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Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

Why did the feminist accuse her teacher of misogyny?

Because he'd D graded her.

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Who's there! Adeline! Adeline who?

Adeline extra to the letter!

Whats the similarity between Monkey in the Middle and Football?

Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.