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Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

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Why did the feminist fail in programming?

She hated objectification.

Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee?

Because they hate French Press!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What the hell am I doing here?

I don't belong here. GUY: I love that song. ME: What song

What'll it be, love?

The woman replies, "I'll take a double entendre." So he gave it to her.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

How many Millennials does it take... to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Their parents will do it for them.

D Jokes More D Jokes

Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

Whats a pirates favourite letter???

Youd think itd be rrrrr but tis the sea.

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

What do you call a melon that will be single forever?

Cantaloupe

Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

Why can't watermelons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.