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Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

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Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach

Why do blondes hate M&Ms?

They're too hard to peel.

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Because they built their stuff with reads!

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SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

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Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

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By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

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How can you make your d bigger?

CAPS LOCK

Why is the letter 'B' commonly regarded as a pervert in the alphabet?

Because he can see the D

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What kind of melons always have big weddings?

Cantaloupe.

Why do melons have fancy weddings?

Because they cantelope!

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Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)

Why are melons so lonely?

Because they cantaloupe