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Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

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Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Because it brings Mayflowers.

Why was the Queen of Horses hated by her subjects?

Because she was too ahoof.

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What do Reptiles love to smoke?

Mariguana

How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

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Why so glum Chum?

Asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister "

Why did Caitlyn Jenner lose custody rights of her kids?

Her kids couldn't see her anymore, she was a trans-parent.

D Jokes More D Jokes

Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

Why is there a "D" in fridge but not in refrigerator?

Because you don't put the "D" in the big ones.

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

What should you do when life gives you melons?

Get tested for dyslexia.

Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

What is someone who just got left at the alters least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

Why did the fruits take out a $30,000 loan for their wedding?

Because they cantaloupe.