Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

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Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.

What do you call a Parrot that loves maths and hates food?

A polynomeal

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What is the most common cause of blindness worldwide?

Love.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What do you call people who use the "pull out" method for contraception?

Parents.

How many Millennials does it take... to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Their parents will do it for them.

D Jokes More D Jokes

Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix

What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test?

They bio-D-grade.

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why do melons tend to have large weddings?

They cantaloupe

Why do melons always have big weddings?

Because they can't elope.

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

Why can't the two melons get married?

I don't know but they cantaloupe.

Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe