Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

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Why do the police hate teenage fireflies?

They never stop lighting up.

Why do SJWs hate Apple computers?

Because they're not PC

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Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love?

Because they have cotton balls.

What do you call The Bear who loves philosophy?

Winnie the Philosopooh

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What position makes the ugliest children?

Ask your parents

How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

D Jokes More D Jokes

Why did Skrillex's girlfriend dump him?

Because he D-D-D-D-DROPPED THE BABY.

Why did the feminist accuse her teacher of misogyny?

Because he'd D graded her.

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!

What do you have when life gives you melons?

Dyslexia.

Cantaloupe Jokes More Cantaloupe Jokes

Who's there! Cantaloupe! Cantaloupe who?

Cantaloupe with you tonight!

Why do honeydew melons have to get married in a formal ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.