Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

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Why does Michael Scott hate Hamlet?

Toby or not Toby

Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because then the children have to play inside.

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What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

What happens when two smurfs are in love?

They smuck

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What do young ghosts call their parents?

Deady and Mummy.

What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?

Parents.

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Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

He whale-d

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What do you have when life gives you melons?

Dyslexia.

What do you call a melon with overbearing parents?

Cantaloupe.

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What do you call a sterile fruit?

A cantaloupe.

What is Romeo and Juliet's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.