March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?

Two very unhappy animals.

Previous Random Joke Next
Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the reddit mod cross the road?

Removed

Why did the baby cross the road?

It didn't hit the car's windshield.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart?

Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish without eyes?

A FSSSSSHHHH

What kind of fish does Google have in their lobby?

Bettas