What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?

Two very unhappy animals.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the hipster cross the Brooklyn bridge?

To get home.

What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart?

Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!

How do you get down off an elephant?

You don't. You get down off a goose.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What kind of fish is made of just two atoms?

2 Na

What is a sea monster's favorite dish?

Fish and ships.