What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?

Two very unhappy animals.

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How do you win a Scandinavian race?

By crossing the Finnish line!

Why couldn't the dinosaur cross the road?

There were no roads!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?

Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did Jesus' disciples say when he caught all those fishes?

HOLY MACKAREL!

What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!