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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?

Two very unhappy animals.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable?

A common tater!

What do you get when you cross peanuts and almonds?

Deez Nutz

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you spell elephant?

E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it!"

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill?

Pack your trunk and clear out!

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do fish in Jamaica smoke?

Sea-Weed. I'll show myself the door.

What does a bunny use when it goes fishing?

A harenet.