What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?

Two very unhappy animals.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo?

A kangamoo!

What do you get when you cross a dairy farmer with someone who moulds and fires clay?

A dairy potter.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How does an elephant get out of a small car?

The same way that he got in!

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkley?

Because if they were small, white, and smooth they'd be Asprin.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.

What stresses fish out the most?

Current events.