Why couldn't the dinosaur cross the road?

There were no roads!

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Why did the free-range chicken cross the road?

Because he could.

How did the octopus lovers walk down the road?

Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.

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What is a KKK member's favorite board game?

CROSS fire

Why did the chicken cross the 38th parallel?

Because North Korea's long range missiles can't reach that far

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Why can't dinosaurs talk?

Because they're all dead.

How do you know that a dinosaur ate Kel for breakfast?

Because there was a kellogg in the toilet