Why couldn't the dinosaur cross the road?

There were no roads!

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Why did the opossum cross the road?

To get to the middle.

What happened to the road?

Depressions.

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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog?

A terrified postman.

What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe!

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What do you call a dinosaur made of plastic bricks?

A legosaurus! Randomly made up this the other night, thought I'd share.

How do dinosaurs like their chicken?

RAWWWWWWWW!!!!