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Why couldn't the dinosaur cross the road?

There were no roads!

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

Why did Lt. Lenk and Sgt. Colborn cross the road?

To put the bones on the other side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did chicken cross the road?

Because Intermediate value theorem

Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with a dinosaur?

A velocirapture