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Why couldn't the dinosaur cross the road?

There were no roads!

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the fish monger cross the road?

Just for the halibut.

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.

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Why did the free-range chicken cross the road?

Because he could.

Why did the bubblegum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken's legs.

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

Which Christian denomination knows the most about dinosaurs?

Episcopaleontologists