Why couldn't the dinosaur cross the road?

There were no roads!

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Why did the double agent cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

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What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser?

Radio waves!

What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

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What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?

Dino-mite.

What dinosaur has the best vocabulary?

The bronthesaurus.