Why couldn't the dinosaur cross the road?

There were no roads!

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Why did the Frog cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the Chicken.

What did Adele say when she crossed the road?

Sing* Hello from the other side!

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Why did the pancake cross the road?

His friends egged him on

What do you get if you cross a salmon a bird's leg and a hand?

Birdsthigh fish fingers!

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?

A stinkasaurus!

Why can't dinosaurs talk?

Because they're all dead.