What do you get if you cross a salmon a bird's leg and a hand?

Birdsthigh fish fingers!

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What do you get when you cross Christmas and a Duck?

A Christmas-Quacker!

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Walks away*

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Salmon Jokes More Salmon Jokes

What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.

What did the salmon say to his shy Japanese girlfriend?

Don't be koi.