What do you get if you cross a salmon a bird's leg and a hand?

Birdsthigh fish fingers!

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Why did the Frog cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the Chicken.

What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

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Why did Helen Keller mastutbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other.

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Me: A napkin holder K: What's a napkin M: You wipe your hands on it when they're dirty K: You mean like the couch M: ...

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How long did it take the fish to go to the store?

Salmon or eight minutes.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Salmon