What do you get if you cross a salmon a bird's leg and a hand?

Birdsthigh fish fingers!

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What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert?

Bumpkin pie!

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

All sorts of antics!

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Why fist fights break out at NASA?

Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.

What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.

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What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

What did the salmon say to his shy Japanese girlfriend?

Don't be koi.