What do you get if you cross a salmon a bird's leg and a hand?

Birdsthigh fish fingers!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message!

What do you get when you cross a pond and a stream?

Wet feet.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why is my hand 11 inches long?

Because if it were any longer it would be a foot!

Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"

Salmon Jokes More Salmon Jokes

How long did it take the fish to go to the store?

Salmon or eight minutes.

Where does a salmon go to deposit a check?

To the river bank!