What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

All sorts of antics!

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Why did the calf cross the road?

To get to the udder side

Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?

To get to the same side.

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What did the aardvark say to Noah?

What do you mean you only brought two ants!

How many ants can you fit inside an apartment?

Ten-ants!

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What sort of animals make the best TV presenters?

Gnus - readers!

What the hell is this REstraining Order?

I never even got a Straining Order I'm gonna go over to her house and sort this out.

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What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

All sorts of antics!