What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

All sorts of antics!

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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick-layer!

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A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

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What do you call ants in your syrup?

Maple flakes From my well intentioned girlfriend

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They disguise themselves as uncles!

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What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

All sorts of antics!