What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

All sorts of antics!

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a Mexican?

A Mexican moose

What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle?

Bike carbonate of soda!

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What kind of ants are very learned?

Pedants!

Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam?

It said "twist to open"

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What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

All sorts of antics!

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

A petticoat!

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What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

All sorts of antics!