What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

All sorts of antics!

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

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What kind of ant can count?

An account*ant*.

What do you call an ant who skips school?

A truant!

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Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.

What did Humpty Dumpty say to his girlfriend when she said they were breaking up?

Is this some sort of yolk

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What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

All sorts of antics!