What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

All sorts of antics!

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What do you get if you cross a dentist and a soldier?

A Drill Sergeant

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It was attached to my bumper...

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How many ants does it takes to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on Ant?

Nothing, Pink Panther doesn't talk!

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The conga!

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Gnus - readers!

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What do you get when you mix a public speaker with someone who had tourettes?

A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

All sorts of antics!