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What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

All sorts of antics!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a baseball with a turkey?

A fowl ball!

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker?

A bird that talks in morse code!

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!

What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

Sort Jokes More Sort Jokes

Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.

Why did the spreadsheets get divorced?

They just couldn't sort things out.

Tic Jokes More Tic Jokes

What do you get when you mix a public speaker with someone who had tourettes?

A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

All sorts of antics!