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What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

All sorts of antics!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican cholo and an ill tempered Irishman?

A surprisingly stable person according to my Homie O'Statis.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

How many ants does it take to own an apartment?

10. It requires tenants to own an apartment.

When is an aardvark jumpy?

When he's got ants in his pants!

Sort Jokes More Sort Jokes

What sort of undergarments does a succinct pugilist wear?

Boxer briefs!

How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

What sort of answer did you have in mind None-just assume it's changed.

Tic Jokes More Tic Jokes

What do you get when you mix a public speaker with someone who had tourettes?

A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

All sorts of antics!