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What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

All sorts of antics!

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Why does the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What do you call an ant that's walking in perfect form?

An informant

What kind of ant can count?

An account*ant*.

Sort Jokes More Sort Jokes

What sort of transport does a sheep use?

A ewe-nicycle

What sort of dance do fish do at parties?

The conga!

Tic Jokes More Tic Jokes

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

All sorts of antics!

What do you get when you mix a public speaker with someone who had tourettes?

A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro