Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.

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Why did the pirate go to Ireland?

He thought he was going to Arrrland.

What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man?

The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.

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Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.

What does Rick Ross say after opening a pack with only Hershey's in it?

Ain't no merci

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What sort of underwear does the ghost of a French baker wear?

Boulangerie.

What sort of dance do fish do at parties?

The conga!

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How did the geologist develop a career as an expert in sinkholes?

He fell into it.

Who would you ask for advice about a lion?

A lion or a gerbil The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions.

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Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.

What do you call a pig that does karate?

Pork Chop!

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What is an adulterers favorite snack?

Cheetos.

Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.