Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.

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Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

Who was that coughing in the background?

Me: Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

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What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.

What time does Sean Connery go to the US Open?

Tennish

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What is the most racist house chore?

Laundry, because you have to sort the whites from the colors.

What the hell is this REstraining Order?

I never even got a Straining Order I'm gonna go over to her house and sort this out.

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Who would you ask for advice about a lion?

A lion or a gerbil The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions.

What do you call an expert on fishing hooks and lures?

A master baiter

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What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!

What do you call lesbians doing karate?

Dikewondo

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Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.

What's that in the bag?

An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."