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Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.

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Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)

Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

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How does an ethiopian open a beer?

With his ribs

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

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What sort of violin does a ghost play?

A dreadivarius.

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

A petticoat!

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Who would you ask for advice about a lion?

A lion or a gerbil The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions.

What do Steve Harvey and a dentist have in common?

They're both experts at placing temporary crowns.

Karate Jokes More Karate Jokes

What do you call a pig that does karate?

Pork Chop!

What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!

Cheeto Jokes More Cheeto Jokes

What's that in the bag?

An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."

What is an adulterers favorite snack?

Cheetos.