Why did the goal post get angry?

Because the bar was rattled!

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Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

Rattle Jokes More Rattle Jokes

Why is an old car like a baby playing?

Because it goes with a rattle.

Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck

Goal Post Jokes More Goal Post Jokes

What did the footballer's girlfriend think when she saw him standing between some goal posts?

He's a keeper

Why did the goal post get angry?

Because the bar was rattled!