Why did the goal post get angry?

Because the bar was rattled!

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Two guys walk into a bar...

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

Why did a seal go to the bar?

Because he didn't want to go clubbing.

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Why is an old car like a baby playing?

Because it goes with a rattle.

Why did the goal post get angry?

Because the bar was rattled!

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What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts?

Annette.

What did the footballer's girlfriend think when she saw him standing between some goal posts?

He's a keeper