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Why did the goal post get angry?

Because the bar was rattled!

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Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What do ghosts order at the bar?

Sam-BOO!-ca

What do you call 3 agnostics sitting at a bar?

I don't know.

Rattle Jokes More Rattle Jokes

Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck

Why didn't you answer me?

Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you!

Goal Post Jokes More Goal Post Jokes

Why do people leave letters at the football ground?

They want to catch the last goal-post!

Why did the goal post get angry?

Because the bar was rattled!