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What do you call the runs in space?

The floats

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs...... sitting at your door?

Matt....floating in your pool Bob....hanging on your wall Art.... water skiing Skipper.

Why did the int drown?

Because he couldn't float! (Insert laughter here)

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

Which space on a Battleship grid guarantees victory?

I1

What's the currency in space?

Starbucks

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How far can a rabbit run into the woods?

Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.

What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)