What do you call the runs in space?

The floats

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What does a pirate do for entertainment?

Whatever floats his boat.

Who was the best financier in the Bible?

Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

Why don't astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space?

Because they've just had a big launch.

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's the best way to keep water from running?

Don't pay the water bill.

What do you call a person that ran away but changed their minds?

Canteloupe