Why don't astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space?

Because they've just had a big launch.

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What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson's breasts?

Silicon Valley.

What do you give to an elephant who suffering from diarrhea?

Space.

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What does an astronaut do when he gets angry?

He blasts off:

What happened to the astronaut who was knocked out?

He saw stars.

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Why did the terrorist go to Sonic?

To have a Blast!

Who makes the best Astronauts?

Team Rocket since they're always blasting off.