Why don't astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space?

Because they've just had a big launch.

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What do prime numbers and stoners have in common?

The higher they are, the more spaced out they get

What did the astronaut from AA say in space?

Houston, I have a problem.

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What color were eyes of the Astronaut on the Challenger when it exploded?

Blue. One blue this way ---- and the other blue that way -----

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

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Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.