Why don't astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space?

Because they've just had a big launch.

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Which country has many spaces to put your car in?

Park-istan!

What do you call a scientist that measures things in space?

A cosmetrologist.

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What does an astronaut do when he gets angry?

He blasts off:

Why didn't the astronauts land on the moon?

Because it was full. * (from a taffy taffy wrapper--oh my god what am I doing with my life)

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Why don't astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space?

Because they've just had a big launch.

Who makes the best Astronauts?

Team Rocket since they're always blasting off.