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Why don't astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space?

Because they've just had a big launch.

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What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks

Which space on a Battleship grid guarantees victory?

I1

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Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long?

Because as soon as they start they get fired.

What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

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Who makes the best Astronauts?

Team Rocket since they're always blasting off.

Why did the terrorist go to Sonic?

To have a Blast!