Why don't astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space?

Because they've just had a big launch.

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What kind of currency do they use in space?

Starbucks

What do you call Americans flying to space?

The plot for Wall-E

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Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

Because they can get 4g

How do you calm down an astronaut?

You give him space.

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Why don't astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space?

Because they've just had a big launch.

Why did the terrorist go to Sonic?

To have a Blast!