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What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks

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How much do I use my new lamp?

It's often on!

Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.

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Why wasn't the astronaut paying attention?

Because he was spaced out.

What do you call a nun in space?

Dead.

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What kind of house does Fonzie live in?

An "A" frame...

What kind of goat did Houdini have?

A scapegoat.

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What did the Minotaur order at Starbucks?

Half calf

What are Starbucks two shipping options?

Ground and federal expresso

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What kind of currency do they use in space?

Starbucks

What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.