What's the best thing about having a girlfriend who is addicted to Starbucks?

You'll never forget her name.

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Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend

What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

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What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds?

There's twenty of them.

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There are twenty of them.

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How do aliens pay for their coffees?

With Starbucks!

What did the Minotaur order at Starbucks?

Half calf