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What's the best thing about having a girlfriend who is addicted to Starbucks?

You'll never forget her name.

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Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

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What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

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What's the best thing about a swimming pool bar?

There's never a line for the bathroom.

What's the best thing about sleeping with twenty two year old's?

There is twenty of them.

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What is a Muslim who works at Starbucks called?

A Terrista

What did the hipster say when a Starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!