What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him?

Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What type of cheese lives under your bed?

Muenster.

Why are rivers lazy?

Because they never get off their beds.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope

Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for Halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What happened when the Orange slept with the skanky Lemon?

He got Lemonaids.

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What do you call a nun on a bicycle?

Virgin mobile

What does a strawberry and a blueberry have in common?

They both can't ride a bicycle!