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What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him?

Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.

Why do you say that?

Because she always puts me to bed when I'm wide awake and gets me up when I'm sleepy!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One.

Why is that?

Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do you get if 2 black men sleep in a sleeping bag?

A twix bar

Why is it so hard to sleep with Asian women?

It can be a slippery slope.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why can't the bishop walk straight?

Cause he can only move diagonally

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What does a duck and a bicycle have in common?

They both have handlebars. Well, except for the duck.

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.