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What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him?

Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.

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How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?

Velrow

Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

To see how long he slept.

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Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

Why should you be sure to pay your exorcist on time?

You wouldn't want to get repossessed!

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why was my other pillow jealous?

Because I like to sleep around.

Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What has a million and one legs but still can't walk?

Jerry's kids.

What's the difference between a ladder and a truck?

It's no bad luck to walk under a truck.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.