Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.
To see how long she slept.
I answer back... You mean in bed
Because he wanted to learn how to make a van go!
Test-tickles
They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas
She said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10 " She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..." I said, "Zero."
Because when you see it, you spin one degree and walk away.
The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."
Attire.
Because it is two-tired (too tired).
