What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him?

Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why are rivers lazy?

Because they never get off their beds.

Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

She wanted to see how long she slept.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

Why divorce now after all this time together?

Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face

What was the man running around?

From my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Who do you call about stray cats walking around your yard?

Brian Setzer

What do women and linoleum have in common?

If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire.

Why did the bicycle fall down?

Because it was two-tired.