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Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's the difference between this morning and your wife?

I'm not coming in *this morning*

Why did my sperm cross the road?

Because my wife wore the wrong socks.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did the rabbi walk into the bar?

Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.

What's the difference between Ice Age 4 and Batman The Dark Knight?

The kids walked out of Ice Age 4... Alive

Worship Jokes More Worship Jokes

What did the dyslexic person worship?

Santa.

What do you call people who worship paper bags?

Sack religious

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Who hits the ground first?

Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?

What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

Good Husband Jokes More Good Husband Jokes

Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

Why did the Red Sea not find a good husband?

Because she was too shallow.