Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

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What's dad's best one-liner?

My wife.

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

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Why does the Spanish dude keep walking left?

Because izquierda going right.

Who do you call about stray cats walking around your yard?

Brian Setzer

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What do you call someone who worships Doritos?

A chip monk.

Who do ghosts worship?

Boo, DUH!!!

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Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

Because you can't bury them in trees!

What's the hardest part of skydiving?

The ground!

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Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

Why is a good husband like bread dough?

Because his wife needs him.