Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife

How does a butcher introduce his wife to his friends?

Meet Patty

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon.

What does the man say when he walks into the bar?

Can I please get a drink

Worship Jokes More Worship Jokes

Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!

What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why did the tree keep getting grounded?

Because it was s knotty pine!

Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

Good Husband Jokes More Good Husband Jokes

Why did the Red Sea not find a good husband?

Because she was too shallow.

Why is a good husband like bread dough?

Because his wife needs him.