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Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you think of my tweets?

Wife: They're all pretty terrible. Me: Don't you have ANYTHING positive to say Wife: You're consistent.

Why didn't Oscar Pistorius get a new bathroom door?

Because his wife was dead-set against it...

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What's it called when Batman walks out of church?

Christian Bale Hah

Why is that my son?

Son: Because...Walking dead Intro/outro plays loud

Worship Jokes More Worship Jokes

Who do ghosts worship?

Boo, DUH!!!

Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why did the tree keep getting grounded?

Because it was s knotty pine!

What did the poles do during world war two?

They held the telephone wires off the ground.

Good Husband Jokes More Good Husband Jokes

Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

Why did the Red Sea not find a good husband?

Because she was too shallow.