Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

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Why did Jose push his wife off the cliff?

Tequila...

What belongs to me but is used the most by others?

My ex-wife

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What did the cowboy say as he walked into a German car garage?

Audi

What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk.

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What do you call people who worship paper bags?

Sack religious

What do you call a person that worships NASCAR?

A racist!

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How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

Why was the bicycle laying on the ground?

Because it was two-tired

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Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

Why do black men make such good husbands?

Because they're already used to being whipped.