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Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

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What mammal dies after it mates?

Anyone that goes near my wife!

What is a sailor's favorite letter?

From his wife back home

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Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?

She wanted to lay it on the line!

Why do pirates have trouble walking?

Arrrr-thritis

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What did the dyslexic person worship?

Santa.

Who do ghosts worship?

Boo, DUH!!!

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses?

There close to the ground.

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Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

Why did the Red Sea not find a good husband?

Because she was too shallow.