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What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman?

A jumbo yeti.

What do you get when you cross a cartoon character and a Communist?

Mickey Mao.

Worship Jokes More Worship Jokes

Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!

What do you call someone who worships Doritos?

A chip monk.

Lemon Jokes More Lemon Jokes

Why did the lemon turn green?

Because he had lime disease

How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson.

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What do robots do at the rave?

They torque.

Why did the robot get detention?

Because he was accused of Boolean.

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race?

A. Because all his friends shout "GO-RILLA!"

What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

Triceratop Jokes More Triceratop Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

What did the Triceratops sit on?

Its Tricerabottom.