What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo?

A stripey jumper!

Why doesn't Jesus play basketball?

He got crossed up.

Worship Jokes More Worship Jokes

What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.

Lemon Jokes More Lemon Jokes

Why did the lemon go sour?

Because it had Lemon-Aids

What do quantum physicists do when life gives them lemons?

Everything

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What do you call a robot doing the Gangnam Style dance?

A Psy-borg.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot?

Steel wool

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams

What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

Triceratop Jokes More Triceratop Jokes

What did the Triceratops sit on?

Its Tricerabottom.

What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a