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What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the interrupting cow cross the road?

MOOOOOO!!!!

How did the headless chicken cross the road?

In a KFC bucket.

Worship Jokes More Worship Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.

Lemon Jokes More Lemon Jokes

How do you help a lemon?

Lemon-aid.

What do you call a Jamaican redditor?

Lemon

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What did the robot say to the gas pump?

Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!" I saw this in a Highlights magazine when I was a kid.

Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory?

A. She kept throwing out all the W's.

What's a man's idea of honestly in a relationship?

A. Telling you his real name.

Triceratop Jokes More Triceratop Jokes

What did the Triceratops sit on?

Its Tricerabottom.

What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a