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What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a crooked lawyer with a crooked politician?

Chelsea.

Why did the cat cross the road?

Because curiousity was on the other side

Worship Jokes More Worship Jokes

What do you call someone who worships Doritos?

A chip monk.

Who do ghosts worship?

Boo, DUH!!!

Lemon Jokes More Lemon Jokes

Why did the lemon turn green?

Because he had lime disease

Why did the lemon go sour?

Because it had Lemon-Aids

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.

Why is the robot good at one night stands?

Because he nuts and bolts.

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

Triceratop Jokes More Triceratop Jokes

What did the Triceratops sit on?

Its Tricerabottom.

What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a