What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a valley girl and a goth?

Oh macabre! (say it out loud with a really annoying white girl voice)

What do you get when you cross a ghost and a the letter K?

A book.

Worship Jokes More Worship Jokes

What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.

Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

Lemon Jokes More Lemon Jokes

Why did the lemon turn green?

Because he had lime disease

Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

Why do robots make bad lovers?

Nuts &amp bolts!

What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

Who's the coolest guy in the hospital?

A. The Ultrasound Guy

Why can't Snape teach Herbology?

A. He can't keep the lilies alive.

Triceratop Jokes More Triceratop Jokes

How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk?

It squats down on a Triceratops.

What did the Triceratops sit on?

Its Tricerabottom.