What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken get an ouija board?

To contact those who had crossed over to the other side.

What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell?

Addercadabra and abradacobra!

Worship Jokes More Worship Jokes

What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.

What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

Lemon Jokes More Lemon Jokes

How do you help a lemon?

Lemon-aid.

What do you give to a lemon in need?

Lemonaid.

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

Why do Transformers always have their heads in the clouds?

They're robots in da skies.

What do you say when a robot explodes into pieces?

Rest in pieces.

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What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?

A. The area around the Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.

Triceratop Jokes More Triceratop Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk?

It squats down on a Triceratops.