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Why do Transformers always have their heads in the clouds?

They're robots in da skies.

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Transformer Jokes More Transformer Jokes

What do you call a Transformer that engages in illegal activities?

Optimus.

What do you call a Transformer that's also an optometrist?

Oculus Prime.

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What do clouds wear under their pants?

Thunderwear!

What is the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!". The other says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!".

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a man with a shovel on his head?

Dug

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister-Matic

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.

Why was the robot cold?

He was missing his winter gear

Da Sky Jokes More Da Sky Jokes

Why do Transformers always have their heads in the clouds?

They're robots in da skies.

Why can we never actually see the sun?

Because it's in da-skies!