Where do bacteria go when they die?

St. Petri Dish.

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What did the blonde medical student die from?

An aneurysm.

Where do Muslim people go when they die?

Everywhere

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Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.