Where do bacteria go when they die?

St. Petri Dish.

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Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.

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Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.