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Where do bacteria go when they die?

St. Petri Dish.

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Why did Kyle Crane have to change the lightbulb?

Because he had a dying light

What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.

Bacteria Jokes More Bacteria Jokes

Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

What do you call bacteria that can swim fast?

Micro Phelps.