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Where do bacteria go when they die?

St. Petri Dish.

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Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

Why did Simba's dad die?

He couldn't Mufasa

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Why do bacteria congregate in public places?

It's a part of their culture.

Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)