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Where do bacteria go when they die?

St. Petri Dish.

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Where does every craps player want to go when they die?

Paradise.

What happens when I die?

Idk...

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Why do bacteria congregate in public places?

It's a part of their culture.

Where do the bacteria gangsters hang out?

On the Yeast Side.