Where do bacteria go when they die?

St. Petri Dish.

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What is cold, grey, and ugly?

Me after I take all the Nyquil and die. Also, Janet Reno.

Why did Jesus die on the cross?

He forgot the safe word

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What happens to a bacteria when he travels from his home colony to another?

He experiences culture shock.

Why do bacteria congregate in public places?

It's a part of their culture.