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Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

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Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

What aisle has the milk?

Sir, this is a library." *whispers* "What aisle has the milk "

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.

What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane?

I have my eye on you.

Bacteria Jokes More Bacteria Jokes

Where do bacteria like to vacation?

Germany

What do you call an egocentric strain of bacteria found in a Chipotle burrito?

ME-coli

Pasteurize Jokes More Pasteurize Jokes

Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!