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Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

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Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Where do Russians get their milk from?

From Moscow

What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

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Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

What do you call a deer without an eye?

No idear.

Bacteria Jokes More Bacteria Jokes

Where do bacteria go when they die?

St. Petri Dish.

How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

Pasteurize Jokes More Pasteurize Jokes

Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!

Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)