Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

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What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

What is it called when a cow is unwillingly milked?

Moo**lestation

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Don't look at the eclipse through a colander.

You'll strain your eyes.

What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?

No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!!

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Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

What happens to a bacteria when he travels from his home colony to another?

He experiences culture shock.

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What did the bull say to the green eyed cow?

I can't get pasteurize.

Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)