Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

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Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one.

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A horse and rider.

Why were the teachers eyes so crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.

Bacteria Jokes More Bacteria Jokes

Why did the bacteria cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide

What happens to a bacteria when he travels from his home colony to another?

He experiences culture shock.

Pasteurize Jokes More Pasteurize Jokes

What's the fastest liquid on earth?

Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.

Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)