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Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

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Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

In case she wanted black coffee.

What is the difference between a goat and 9/11?

You cannot milk a goat for 13 years

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why can't two blind people get along?

They can't see eye to eye.

What makes a grown man cry?

Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.

Bacteria Jokes More Bacteria Jokes

What happens to a bacteria when he travels from his home colony to another?

He experiences culture shock.

Where do bacteria like to vacation?

Germany

Pasteurize Jokes More Pasteurize Jokes

Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!