Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

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Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why are there commercials for milk?

Who still doesn't know about milk

What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What did Charlie Bucket say when Willie Wonka peed on him?

I've got a golden tinkle in my eye...

What does a hillbilly farmer call a deer with no eyes?

Noeyedeer (Say it out loud)

Bacteria Jokes More Bacteria Jokes

Why do bacteria congregate in public places?

It's a part of their culture.

Where do bacteria like to vacation?

Germany

Pasteurize Jokes More Pasteurize Jokes

Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

What did the bull say to the green eyed cow?

I can't get pasteurize.