Pasteurize Jokes

Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

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What's the fastest liquid on earth?

Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.

Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!

What did the bull say to the green eyed cow?

I can't get pasteurize.