What is the fastest thing in the world?

Milk. Because it's pasteurised before you see it.

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What's the smallest instrument in the world?

An e-lectron.

Why are astronauts successful people?

Because they always go up in the world!

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What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

What is the fastest thing in the world?

Milk. Because it's pasteurised before you see it.

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What's the second fastest thing in the world?

What's fastest thing in the world?

What is the fastest thing in the world?

Milk. Because it's pasteurised before you see it.