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What's the fastest liquid on earth?

Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.

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Where is the most environmental friendly place on Earth?

R/Jokes, recycling rate is 98% here!

Why do we need art?

Because the Earth without art is just "Eh".

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Why don't cows ever have any money?

Because the farmers milk them dry!

What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!

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What did the bull say to the green eyed cow?

I can't get pasteurize.

What's the fastest liquid on earth?

Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.

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Why is milk the fastest liquid on the planet?

It's pasteurised before you can see it!

What's the fastest liquid on earth?

Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.