What is the fastest thing in the world?

Milk. Because it's pasteurised before you see it.

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Why was the restaurant called "Out of this World"?

Because it was full of Unidentified Frying Objects.

How many millenials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.

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What did the man say when he walked into a milk bar?

Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*

What milk does a coward make?

Craven-dale

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What's the second fastest thing in the world?

What's fastest thing in the world?

What is the fastest thing in the world?

Milk. Because it's pasteurised before you see it.