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What's the fastest liquid on earth?

Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.

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Why can you always trust a bee without wings?

Because it's down to earth.

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What did the man say when he walked into a milk bar?

Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*

What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

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Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!

What's the fastest liquid on earth?

Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.

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What's the fastest liquid on earth?

Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.

Why is milk the fastest liquid on the planet?

It's pasteurised before you can see it!