What's the fastest liquid on earth?

Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.

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What's the most 'Spoken' language on Earth?

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What is the fastest thing in the world?

Milk. Because it's pasteurised before you see it.

What happened to the Milkman?

He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!

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Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!

Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

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What's the fastest liquid on earth?

Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.

Why is milk the fastest liquid on the planet?

It's pasteurised before you can see it!