What's the fastest liquid on earth?

Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.

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What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!

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What do you call a cow that can't make milk?

An udder failure!

What happens when you seduce a cow?

You get milk.

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Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!

What's the fastest liquid on earth?

Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.

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What's the fastest liquid on earth?

Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.

Why is milk the fastest liquid on the planet?

It's pasteurised before you can see it!