How many millenials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.

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Basic training.

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Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

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You got a friend in me.

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Relatively few

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Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?

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One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.

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How many millenials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.