Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.
Quark Kent.
Because Americans are the most hated people in the world now.
One, but it takes 32 lightbulbs.
One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!
Trying to hold on to a thought.
Any 4 numbers in a row.
It only takes two mice to screw in a light bulb. The hard part is getting them in there.
None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.
An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.
To get to a place you've probably never heard of.
Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!