How many millenials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.

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What did Carmen's mom say when Carmen dropped her waffle in the sandbox?

Where in the world is Carmen's sandy Eggo

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Nobody, he had no one to look up to.

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How many UPM's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

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He just couldn't hold it any longer.

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A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

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Not sure, gotta catch them all first!

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He wanted Nunavut.

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Any place without a drive-up window.

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Why don't Brits like revolving doors?

Because they can't hold it for the next person.

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He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

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How many millenials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.