What is this world coming to?

Do their parents know they are outside, interacting, and getting exercise

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World Jokes More World Jokes

Which is the smallest pub in the world?

The Thalidomide Arms.

What is the most beautiful thing in the world?

Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!

What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

He's an orphan.

Why can Kylie Jenner see right through Caitlin?

She's trans-parent.

Exercise Jokes More Exercise Jokes

What does the captain of the USS Enterprise do for exercise?

Jean-Luc Picardio

What kind of exercises do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats