What is this world coming to?

Do their parents know they are outside, interacting, and getting exercise

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What does Spock sing in the shower?

I'll stop the world and meld with you!

Why did the customer choose T-Mobile?

Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know the name of a Pokemon?

It will tell you.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Need to know ASAP.

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What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

How many Budists does it take... How many Budists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The change, if needed, will come from within.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What are parents that you can see through?

Transparents

Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

Exercise Jokes More Exercise Jokes

What kind of exercise did Jesus do?

Crossfit

How do college students exercise?

By swimming in their debt.