What is this world coming to?

Do their parents know they are outside, interacting, and getting exercise

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World Jokes More World Jokes

How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

What is the fastest mineral in the world?

The malacheetah.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

I don't know but it's not rhelephant.

What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil?

I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B.

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What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

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What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?

Parents.

How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

None. They pay me to do it.

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What is this world coming to?

Do their parents know they are outside, interacting, and getting exercise

Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.