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How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

None. They pay me to do it.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

Why can't Zeno seem to pay his bar tab in full?

Because he kept giving half of what he owes.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

To a Bananas foster home.

What do you call the parents of a cat?

His PURR-ents

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

What does Mozart put on his front lawn?

Metrognomes

What is the name of an Irish girl who hangs out on your lawn?

Patti O'Furniture

Mow Jokes More Mow Jokes

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

What did the computer do with his overgrown gardens...?

Mowed 'em.