How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

None. They pay me to do it.

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What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang?

Gangs don't have to pay for friends.

How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

None. They pay me to do it.

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What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas?

I love Satan

Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

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What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?

A Moles Royce.

Why did the arborist plant new pine trees on their front lawn?

To spruce things up a bit.

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What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.

How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

None. They pay me to do it.