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How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

None. They pay me to do it.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment?

He kept looking at his hoes.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet?

Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.

Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

He's an orphan.

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue

Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!

Mow Jokes More Mow Jokes

What did the computer do with his overgrown gardens...?

Mowed 'em.

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight