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How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

None. They pay me to do it.

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven?

A bannister always pays his deafs.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

Why did the cow cross the road?

Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"

What do young ghosts call their parents?

Deady and Mummy.

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn?

Stop laughing and reload

Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!

Mow Jokes More Mow Jokes

What did the computer do with his overgrown gardens...?

Mowed 'em.

What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.