How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

None. They pay me to do it.

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Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment?

He kept looking at his hoes.

How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour?

One has parents

Why couldn't the baby camel surf the Internet?

Because whenever his parents saw their phone bill they got the hump.

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

What is the name of an Irish girl who hangs out on your lawn?

Patti O'Furniture

Mow Jokes More Mow Jokes

What did the computer do with his overgrown gardens...?

Mowed 'em.

How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

None. They pay me to do it.