How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

None. They pay me to do it.

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How are you going to pay for that?

Oh, just put it on my bill.

Why did Walter White not pay for his pizza?

Because it was on the house.

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What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet?

Urine trouble.

What do you call a parent named Lee?

Apparently

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

How do you keep the St. Louis Rams off of your lawn?

Paint an endzone on it.

How to you get rid of the dandelions on your lawn?

Paint one of them black the others will move away.

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How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

None. They pay me to do it.

What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.