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What do you call an operation on a rabbit?

A hare-cut.

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Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you get when you throw a rabbit at someone's head?

Facial Hare

What do you call a group of rabbits backing up?

A Receding hairline

Operation Jokes More Operation Jokes

Why did the operation Barbarossa fail?

The supreme commander didn't have the balls required.

Why are you so excited?

The surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. "But doc this is my first operation." "Really It's mine too and I am not excited at all."