Why should I excuse your dear aunt Sally?

Her operations were not unprecedented.

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Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

What did the pony say after he coughed?

Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse.

Sally Jokes More Sally Jokes

Where did Sally go when the bombs fell?

Everywhere.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road???

Bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself

Operation Jokes More Operation Jokes

What do you call an operation on a rabbit?

A hare-cut.

Which fish can perform operations?

A Sturgeon!