What is the difference between a camel and a college student?

Camel can go days without drinking!

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What is the difference between ice and dry ice?

Dry ice lacks of water.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a hand towel?

So you're the one!

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Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up

What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

1%

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

What's a camel?

A horse made by committee.

Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly?

She thought she was a dromedary.

College Student Jokes More College Student Jokes

How do college students exercise?

By swimming in their debt.

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.