What is the difference between a camel and a college student?

Camel can go days without drinking!

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What's the difference between illegal and unlawful?

One is against the law, the other is a sick bird.

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and the iPhone 4s?

There are no videos of Mike Tyson.

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How do Super Heroes like their drinks served?

WITH JUST ICE!

What's A Columbian's Favorite Kind of Drink?

Coke.

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What do you get if you tie two camels together by the tails?

A palindromedary.

What do you call a camel in a car?

A camel auto!

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Why cant college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs

Why do college students already get up at 7?

Because the supermarket closes at 7:30