What is the difference between a camel and a college student?

Camel can go days without drinking!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

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Howdeepisthepool?

He had too much to drink before he went swimming!

Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up

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What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

A lumpy milkshake.

Why is the Camel so hard to see in the desert?

Because it's Camel-flaged...

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Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

What do college students and deer have in common?

They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.