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What is the difference between a camel and a college student?

Camel can go days without drinking!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One is weasely identifiable while the other is stoatally different.

What's the difference between a successful bank robber and one who ends up in prison?

One's a pro, and one's a con.

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What's that awful thing called... M: ... J: You wake up with it after you drink?

M: Linda.

Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

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What do you call a camel in Alaska?

Lost.

Why are camels also known as Ships Of The Desert'?

Because they're full of Arab seamen.....

College Student Jokes More College Student Jokes

Why cant college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs

Where do college students go for medical attention?

An I.V. League.