What is the difference between a camel and a college student?

Camel can go days without drinking!

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What's the difference between the inverse of sec(o) and the smallest region in the former Ottoman Empire?

One is cos(o), the other is Kosovo

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

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Why do elephants drink?

Well, mostly to forget.....

Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea?

Because they drink it before it's cool.

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What do you get if you tie two camels together by the tails?

A palindromedary.

What's the spaciest kind of camel?

Andromedary

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What do you call a person with ten dollars?

A college student.

What is the difference between a camel and a college student?

Camel can go days without drinking!