What do you get if you tie two camels together by the tails?

A palindromedary.

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?

They're always switching their tails!

What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What did Katy Perry steal from Dr. Frankenstein's closet?

The Tie of the Igor.

What do you do with the time saved?

Me: *tying my dogs shoes* Sorry, what

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

A lumpy milkshake.

What do you get when a camel pukes in the desert?

A hot mess.