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What do you get if you tie two camels together by the tails?

A palindromedary.

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What can we do to make it even scarier?

Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES

Who's the biggest player in the Hundred Acre Wood?

Eeyore, he's always chasing that tail.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?

A boo-tie.

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

Why is a Camel called the ship of the ship of the desert?

It's full of Arab Seamen.

What do you get when a camel pukes in the desert?

A hot mess.