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What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

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Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

What's the difference between Joe Paterno and Harambe?

Harambe tried to save the kids.

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How do Germans tie their shoelaces?

In little knotsies....

What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

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Why did Yogi Bear only have a collar and a tie, and not a full dress shirt?

Patiently waits as you all Google pics of Yogi Bear*

What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?

A boo-tie.

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What's a sailor's favorite kind of knot?

It's a tie.

What do you call a pretzel with roofies in it?

Forget-me-knots!