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What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

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Why isn't there a straight pride parade?

They tried that but people kept on thinking it was the checkout line at Home Depot.

What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball?

You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.

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What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

How do Germans tie their shoelaces?

In little knotsies....

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What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?

A boo-tie.

Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

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What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl

What do you call a pretzel with roofies in it?

Forget-me-knots!