What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

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What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

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What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

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What's a sailor's favorite kind of knot?

It's a tie.

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Pretzalcoatl

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Let's knot.