What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

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What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

A comickaze

How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

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How do Germans tie their shoelaces?

In little knotsies....

What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

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What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo

How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

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What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot.

What do you call a pretzel with roofies in it?

Forget-me-knots!