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What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

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What are your thoughts on it?

ME: trying to impress her I have 6 wives

What's red, white, and full of holes?

Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.

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What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

How do Germans tie their shoelaces?

In little knotsies....

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How did Adolf tie his shoes?

With two knotzies.

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

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How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

What do you call a Sailor's hitch in the Arctic?

Knot cool