What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

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How do you find Will Smith in a heavy snow storm?

Try to find the fresh prints

What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?

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What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

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What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.

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What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl

What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.