Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.
I'm holding Time Square!
Friends
Don't worry, he'll tell you
Dont look at me I'm changing
Asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"
11 years old.
He glances over his shoulder.
Because my life is a joke. Dont worry Im not scuicidal
When you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.
It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.
Pubs
A barredvark!
And the polar bear says, "Oh, I've always had them."
