Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.
Because of the sand which is there.
Matt
They look at your feet instead of theirs.
Namaste
Hold on, let me get my bear rings.
Because Jesus was born in a barn.
Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.
Just look for ones that have a "JOKE:" disclaimer
Oh look! A heard of elephants.
Points mic at me* ME: having briefly heard the song once before...squirrels
Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.
And the polar bear says, "Oh, I've always had them."
