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Why the big pause................................?

Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.

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What did the man who frequents the internet do with a book?

He Reddit.

How many light bulbs does it take to change a man?

Just one, if you put it in the right place.

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I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

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Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!

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What is a bear after it is 10 years old?

11 years old.

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I'LL BE BACH*

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Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)

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Because it will go right over his head

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Oh look! A heard of elephants.

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What is the difference between a pub and an elephant fart?

One is a bar room, and one is a Barooooooooooooom!

Why the big pause................................?

Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.

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Why the big pause................................?

Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.

What's with the big pause?

And the polar bear says, "Oh, I've always had them."