Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.
Oh dear, it seems I'm shirt on clothes.
Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.
2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)
He left his head and shoulders on the beach.
One bear
I'LL BE BACH*
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Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.
The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some Irish tunes)
Baltimore, I hear it's backbreaking work.
Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.
Pubs
And the polar bear says, "Oh, I've always had them."
