Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.
He was shocked.
To get some fresh air
A bold and innovative departure from the hackneyed stereotypes that all too often dominate the joke-telling industry.
I still love vista, baby
Because he was a bear a-singing...... I am at Disney with the kids this week...
Bearren.
Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)
This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!
A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P
Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.
One is a bar room, and one is a Barooooooooooooom!
And the polar bear says, "Oh, I've always had them."
