Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.
A master baiter
It was a bright sunny day.
When it is pure bread. Told to me by a friend.
Because when they are kids their mothers always tell them: "If you grow up you have to work" *Translated from Italian hope it makes as much sense as there
Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.
Camembert!
One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.
Cause they be quacking jokes
I've never seen or heard from either of them.
Krillex.
Because there's a BartEnder there.
Because he never left the pub.
And the polar bear says, "Oh, I've always had them."
