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Why did the man smoke a cigarette in Beijing?

To get some fresh air

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What's the water polo team's favorite song?

Smoke on the Water, because they are always getting roasted.

How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

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What did the man say when he saw a dancing soup container?

That can can can-can!

Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

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Why did a man name his legless dog, Cigarette?

Cause he had to take him out for a drag every night.

What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.