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Why did the man smoke a cigarette in Beijing?

To get some fresh air

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What do Reptiles love to smoke?

Mariguana

What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.

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What are you taking for it?

Man replies "Pollen"

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

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What's the difference between a cigarette and my exwife?

Cigarettes don't scream when they're burning.

How do they get to smoke their cigarettes?

They throw one cigarette overboard, which make the boat a cigarette lighter.