Why did the man smoke a cigarette in Beijing?

To get some fresh air

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.

Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

Because the steaks were too high...

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What did the elephant say to the man?

Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?

What did the man say to the fly?

Hey.. you're looking fly

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How do you ask for a cigarette in Spain?

Tapas a snout!

Where do dead people buy their cigarettes?

At the coroner store.