Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

Because the steaks were too high...

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What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon

What Do You Call A Group Of Terrorists That Love to Smoke Weed?

HIGH-SIS

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer win an award?

Because he was out-standing in his field

How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

Cattle Jokes More Cattle Jokes

Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

Because the steaks were too high...

Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?

It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane?

The steaks have never been higher

What do you call a bovine beauty pageant winner?

A big Miss Steak.