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What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriend?

It's a dead letter day.

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How are a grenade and a girlfriend similar?

If they're good ones, they'll both blow really well.

What do you call a girlfriend who does kegel exercises?

Your main squeeze.

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Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

Payday vs prayday.

Why is C afraid of every other letter in the alphabet?

Because they are not Cs.