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What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriend?

It's a dead letter day.

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What do Marylanders call their ex-girlfriends?

Old Bay.

What did the sheep say when he saw his girlfriend?

Baaaaaeeeee!

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Where's the middle of nowhere?

It's three letters in. "H".

Where do ghosts mail their letters?

At the ghost office.