What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriend?

It's a dead letter day.

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What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?

I love you a ton!

Why did the Eskimo break up with his girlfriend?

He just wasn't really Inuit...

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What girl's name is like a letter?

Kay (K).

How many letters are there in the Pirate Alphabet?

Ten. Aye, aye, arr, and the seven seas.