What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriend?

It's a dead letter day.

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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween?

A "booquet" of flower.

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What are the first three letters of the Greek alphabet?

I.O.U.

What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers?

Fang mail.