What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriend?

It's a dead letter day.

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Why can't the ghost get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because he's got a hollow-weenie.

What's the difference between a Snickers and my girlfriend?

Snickers satisfies.

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How did they name Canada?

They picked letters out of a hat: C eh, N eh, D eh.

What girl's name is like a letter?

Kay (K).