What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriend?

It's a dead letter day.

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Why did the personal trainer break up with his girlfriend?

She just wasn't working out.

What did the overbearing mother melon say to her son and his girlfriend?

You Cantaloupe.

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What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers?

Fang letters!

What insect can be spelled with just one letter?

Bee.