What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriend?

It's a dead letter day.

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What did the commitment averse monster truck announcer say to his girlfriend when she asked him, "When are you going to finally ask me to marry you?

SOMEDAY ###SOMEDAY! ###SOMEDAY!!

What is the best gift you can give your girlfriend for your anniversary?

Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).

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What starts with 'D' and has two letters in it?

W

What do the letters G, I, T, N, H, N & O have in common?

Nothing