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What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

A hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

What well-known cartoon character do moths like a hole lot?

Second Caribou: Micky Moth!

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What position does your brother play in the school football team?

Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks!

What is the past tense of 'think'?

So I thought and thought and thought and eventually I picked 'thinked'.

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Why did the couch give the table a dollar?

Because it was for chair-ity

Why would you be scared to get Ebola?

You haven't left your couch since 2011.

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What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

A hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

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What does religion and Ikea have in common?

The stuff they have looks good but its impossible to put together. huehue

Why is a sofa like a roast chicken?

Because they're both full of stuffing!

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What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

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What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

A hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

What's the difference between a chic pea and a garbanzo bean?

Iv never had a garbanzo bean on my face.