What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

A hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

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Why do people go to the gym again?

Do they not know what a nap is

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop.

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How many successive 'ands' can you fit into a sentence with it still making sense?

The landlord at The Dog And Duck pub needed a new sign to hang above the door, so he contacted his signwriter. The signwriter arrived a week later with the new sign, hung it above the door, and asked the landlord what he thought. The landlord replied with, "I like it. However, I do feel that there should be bigger spaces between ' ' and ' ', and ' ' and ' '".

How many magazines did the racquetball footwear company make before going out of business?

Tennis shoes (Also: can anyone think of a more succinct buildup It seems kinda unwieldy to me)

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Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

He had no attachments.

What does the hippie bum say when you tell him he can no longer sleep on your couch?

Namaste

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What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

A hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

I love you with all my art!

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What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed.

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What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

A hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

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What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

A hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

What's the difference between a chic pea and a garbanzo bean?

Iv never had a garbanzo bean on my face.