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What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

A hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why do blondes smile when it's lightning?

A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.

What do you call a teacher that's always late?

Mr. Bus (think about it)

Couch Jokes More Couch Jokes

What does a hippy say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit!

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

How does a tractor break up with its boyfriend?

With a John Deere letter.

What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay

Why do white people shop from black people's yard sales?

To get their stuff back.

Blame Jokes More Blame Jokes

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

What did one earthquake say to the other?

I don't know what your blaming me for, it's your fault!

Chic Pea Jokes More Chic Pea Jokes

What's the difference between a chic pea and a garbanzo bean?

Iv never had a garbanzo bean on my face.

What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

A hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.