What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

A hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

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Why did the gynecologist giggle during the pap smear?

I don't know. It was an inside joke.

What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

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Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.

What is a Freudian slip?

A Freudian slip is when someone says one thing when thinking of amother.

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What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

Ferniture.

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

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What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes

Why did the hipster break up with her boyfriend?

He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.

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Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

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What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

A hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

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What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

A hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

What's the difference between a chic pea and a garbanzo bean?

Iv never had a garbanzo bean on my face.