Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering?

Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.

Why can't a storm trooper get a girl pregnant?

Because they always miss their target!

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?

How did Mr Cheese paint his wife?

He Double Gloucester.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why did the cat join the Red Cross?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!

How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How does a Mexican wrestler enter a room?

Through the Lucha-door.

How do you tell if there's a Pilot in the room?

They've already told you.

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean

Disappear Jokes More Disappear Jokes

Why do objects disappear when you move them twice?

Because you remove them.

Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

Poster Jokes More Poster Jokes

How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*