WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*
Because they always miss.
Because she's miss carriaged.
W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.
He just needed a little bit of Clojure.
By thinking outside the box
Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.
A living room
There are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.
Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff
He didn't understand Flossophy!
They get arrested when they make something disappear.
Hocus POTUS
They both say the same jokes over and over again.
Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?
