Because they always miss their target!
A Gummy Bear!
Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.
Menstrual Cycles (I'm 99% sure I made this up!)
In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.
Because they are all Targets.
Because there's a Target on every corner.
Cause no matter where you're at they'll always miss you.
In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.
