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Why can't a storm trooper get a girl pregnant?

Because they always miss their target!

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Why is the USA so bad at chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

Why can't Americans play chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE, She gets Hundreds of likes, comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's.

Target Jokes More Target Jokes

What did Michael Jackson have in common with Target?

Boys clothes half off.

Why are there no Walmarts in Iraq?

Because they are all Targets.

Storm Trooper Jokes More Storm Trooper Jokes

What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed Harambe

Why are storm troopers so clingy?

Cause no matter where you're at they'll always miss you.