What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

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Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

What did the orphan get for Christmas?

A family.

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How do red necks celebrate Halloween?

Pump kin

How do you pump up a room full of shy introverts?

LETS GET READY TO MUMBLE!!!

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What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

Ma

Who busted you out of Iraq?

Well actually, I-ran

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What do people from West Virginia do on Halloween?

Pump-Kin

What do they do in West Virginia for Halloween?

Pump Kin

Gas Station Jokes More Gas Station Jokes

Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*