What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

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What is the difference between a call center job and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

What do paper towels call their family?

NapKIN

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Who would win in a fight?

A bicycle wheel or an old book Well, it's hard to say. One's pumped and the other's ripped.

What do they do in West Virginia for Halloween?

Pump Kin

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What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

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What do they do in West Virginia for Halloween?

Pump Kin

What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

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What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*