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What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

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Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

Mourning wood

What do you call a family in which everyone from grand parents to grand kids smoke weed?

Joint Family.

Pump Jokes More Pump Jokes

How do you pump a Republican for information?

With a plunger.

What do Hillbillies do for Halloween?

Pump kin

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you say when a dog runs away?

Dog-gone!

What did the fish say when he ran into a concrete wall?

Dam!

Pump Kin Jokes More Pump Kin Jokes

What do they do in West Virginia for Halloween?

Pump Kin

How do rednecks celebrate Halloween?

Pump Kin

Gas Station Jokes More Gas Station Jokes

Why is Thanksgiving such a special holiday at the gas station?

It is a day to be tankful.

What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*