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What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

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Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What family does the octopus belong to?

Pupil: Nobody I know!

What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

Pump Jokes More Pump Jokes

How do you pump up a room full of shy introverts?

LETS GET READY TO MUMBLE!!!

What is a guy with ED favorite saying?

I'm going to PUMP YOU UP!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why was Cinderella kicked off the basketball team?

She kept running away from the ball

Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

Pump Kin Jokes More Pump Kin Jokes

What is a rednecks favorite pie during the holidays?

Pump-Kin

What do people in Arkansas do for Halloween?

Pump kin.

Gas Station Jokes More Gas Station Jokes

Why is Thanksgiving such a special holiday at the gas station?

It is a day to be tankful.

What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.