What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

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What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.

What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

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What do they do in West Virginia for Halloween?

Pump Kin

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

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Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

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Only halfwaythen he's running out of it! Click here: http://redd.it/2o1hgq

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What do Hutterites do on Halloween?

Pump-kin

What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

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Why is Thanksgiving such a special holiday at the gas station?

It is a day to be tankful.

What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.