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What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

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Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.

Pump Jokes More Pump Jokes

How do you pump a Republican for information?

With a plunger.

What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the chicken run out into traffic?

To get to the other side.

Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary?

He ran out of patients.

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What do people in Arkansas do for Halloween?

Pump kin.

What do inbreds do on Halloween?

Pump Kin

Gas Station Jokes More Gas Station Jokes

What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*

What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.