What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

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Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What is the difference between a call center job and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

How do I make a St. Patrick's Day mocha?

He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together

Pump Jokes More Pump Jokes

How do you pump up a room full of shy introverts?

LETS GET READY TO MUMBLE!!!

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's the best way to keep water from running?

Don't pay the water bill.

Why was the Doctor screaming angrily at his secretary?

He ran out of patients.

Pump Kin Jokes More Pump Kin Jokes

What do Hutterites do on Halloween?

Pump-kin

What do they do in West Virginia for Halloween?

Pump Kin

Gas Station Jokes More Gas Station Jokes

What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*